Empty Envelope Prank - Ship Your Friends Nothing
How about you torture your frenemy with nothing? Get them all excited that they finally got something in the mail that isn't a bill!
While you sit at home sipping on your favorite drink your enemy is about to receive a first class envelope with his or her name hand written on it. As they anxiously open it, they’ll finds nothing... yes NOTHING! How disappointing is that?
How would you feel if you got home after a frustrating day and find a beautifully hand written envelope in your mail box. Only to find out there’s nothing in it! Who? What? Where? Why? How could this be? These are the questions your chosen one will be asking for days, weeks, months and maybe years! Because nothing lingers…
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Watch it in action:
Is there really a need for an FAQ?
Yes some people are stupid and really don’t get it.
No, we don’t care.
Are you kidding me?! It’s easier to understand than that shapes game you had in kindergarten…
We all get excited when we see a hand written envelope with our name and address in our mail box.
And nothing is more disappointing, confusing, frustrating and scary than opening an envelope that has absolutely NOTHING!
Want to Ship something that will confuse the hell out of your friends,enemies,family, Boss or co-workers for days, weeks, months, even years? Ship them Nothing and watch how crazy they will go trying to figure out what it might have been or who sent it!
- You decide if you want to send a little bit of Nothing, a whole lotta of nothing, or a box full of nothing!
- You pay us money
- We sip on some delicious craft beer (always above 7% ABV), and hand-write your “chosen one’s” name and address. This makes it look like they got a personal letter, a love letter, another “Birthday” check from Grandma even though your birthday isn’t for 9 months. Hot damn it gets them excited!
- We keep sipping on a delicious, smooth, nectar we call beer.
- Your “chosen one” receives the Nothing.
- Your “chosen one” gets REALLY FREAKING PUMPED about this hand addressed envelope/box. I’m talking about “winning the lottery” excited, because they never get personal mail because well, they suck! It’s always bills, bills, bills, bills, bills!
- They rip open the envelope/open the box to find extreme disappointment, sadness, confusion and possibly anger. But hey, at least it wasn’t a bill right?
- You laugh and listen to them babble on and on about how they received Nothing and how they just want to know what was supposed to be in there and how it is haunting their dreams every night!
Will the sender be anonymous?
Yes! We send everything out without a return address, so your “chosen one” will never find out who, what or where this package came from.
WHY would I not just send Nothing myself?
Hmmm. Let’s see: Because you are too lazy to actually grab an envelope/box, write an address on it, lick a stamp and walk to your mailbox.
What exactly is “Nothing”?
Nothing is something that causes disappointment, confusion, anger and possible paranoia, all while you get to lay back and watch Nothing go to work!
Is this a joke?
Have you ever received Nothing? If so, no it’s not a joke. If not, still no, it’s not a joke.
All packaging, shipping, and distribution is completely anonymous - so your recipient will never know... unless you let the cat out of the bag!
IMPORTANT: Make sure you put the recipient's name and address in the shipping option.
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